Uh Oh Ladies... we're going to Hell!

Email Print posted by chrisandyasemin 10/05/2008 02:16:09 AM EST

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Hmmmm...

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Just like McCain did after he said that people making over 5 million a year are rich... He followed that one up with a prediction of how the media will twist and turn his quote around.

So this is the tactic huh? Say what you say as long as

a. You are quoting (misquoting) someone else, hey it wasn't me who said it!

b. You follow it up with "the media is gonna unrightfully bash me on this"

Nice and folksy.

Did anyone else notice how Palin is also trying to claim the "progressive" status as well? Really, you consider your 16th century ass progressive?

Sorry, this post is just a series of shots...

So, ehem, what part of Starbucks is folksy, Joe six pack? Explain please? Or perhaps you'd like to call yourself Elizabeth Espresso, Or Liz Latte, or Michelle Non-Fat Mocha? How many Joe six-packs do you think buy $4-5 cups of coffee? I'm not saying it, you are.

So as long as you are quoting someone else, its OK, to say stupid shit, even, maybe if you misquote them. I've got a quote: "I'd like to punch you in the ovaries." What? I didn't say it, Ron Burgundy did. "Why don't you go back to whore island" what? I didn't say it, Ron Burgundy did.

In conclusion I'd like to note that the actual quote by Albright was "there is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women..."

So lemme help a sister out: Go fuck yourself. Take your folksy little fake ass getup and get the fuck out of the limelight and the land of the free, stop poisoning it with your seperatist filth. Take a goddamn time machine and travel back in time to the 16th century where you belong and fuck the fuck off.

Oh, Allah, God, Buddha, Oprah, Bill Gates... that felt good.

Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.

Y.

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How much would you pay to see me kick this --'s ass?
No more than $5 0%
$50 if it lasts more than 3 minutes 18%
Chris is saying 5 million, he's saying he'd get rich just to blow it on this... 0%
$100 0%
I'd wait two weeks and get that shit off the internet fo free 25%
The sky is the limit, you name the price 18%
$50 for a tap out, $100 for a TKO, $500 for a KO 37%

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so... (none / 0)
In short, that, honey, is not how you will get independent female voters to vote for your ticket.

(just in case the rape kit, no equal pay, pro-life, see you next tuesday, trollop, no sex ed, pro-pedophile stuff didn't work already)

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by chrisandyasemin on 10/05/2008 03:33:36 AM EST

A Progressive-Conservative? (none / 0)
what does that mean???  Oooweeee, thinking so hard hurts my brain!

Loved how they booed the mere mention of Madeline Albright's name, such wonderful thoughtful loving people...

I don't believe in Hell either, but if I did that video is what i'd expect to see there....

by RNinNYC on 10/05/2008 10:56:31 AM EST

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she MISQUOTED! (none / 0)
the actual quote is...

"There's a place in Hell reserved for women who don't help other women."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!

ugh....

by RNinNYC on 10/05/2008 10:59:30 AM EST

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It means (none / 0)
we want the same thing as other progressives, but we want to wait until Jesus' Rapture comes to take us to them.

Palin in 2012? Bitch, please! No, really, please run in 2012, bitch. ;)

by richardshort2001 on 10/05/2008 11:00:09 AM EST

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It really reminds one of (none / 0)
the compassionate conservative crap Bush was serving people 8 years ago when he was running. Like, what the fuck is that? Progressive-conservative is even more stupid. Really how does that shit work in your pea-brain Sarah?

Progressive--> progressing... forward... change...

Conservative-->conservin g...old ways of life...no change...conserving...statu s quo... family values... change is baaaaaaaad.

McPalin: You can't have it both ways.

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by chrisandyasemin on 10/05/2008 02:16:02 PM EST

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A crowd full of hypocrites (none / 0)

I wonder if anybody in that crowd, including Palin, is smart enough to realize that by booing Albright, they just committed instantaneous hypocrisy.  

I guess that section of hell is only for not supporting Republican women.  Funny how it always works out like that.  What a bunch of sanctimonious ignoramuses.  

by jawill11 on 10/05/2008 04:54:23 PM EST

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Hey Marilyn, where are you when we need you?? (none / 0)
I'd love to hear Marilyn call her out for using that quote to promote a candidacy which is the most blatantly anti-woman I've seen!!!

by tifosies on 10/05/2008 04:06:38 PM EST

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2 things. (none / 0)

First... Is the VP spot the highest hardest glass ceiling to break?  Hillary Clinton clawed, scratched and worked so she could become PRESIDENT.  Palin is getting a free ride and playing the sex card like Clinton would never do.  She's gotta bring her kids into every discussion.  Kudos to Joe for calling her on that in the debate.

 Second... I'm sure Palin has a nice toasty seat waiting for her in hell.  Isn't she the one who signed the legislation forcing women to pay for their rape kits?  Isnt she the one who wants to call the morning after pill an Abortion.  This women needs a swift kick to the head.

by s10129107 on 10/05/2008 09:54:31 AM EST

just to keep you up to date (none / 0)
The Bush administration just a few months ago tried to pass a bill calling any form of contraception (preventative, e.g. the pill) an abortion. Fucking insane.

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by chrisandyasemin on 10/05/2008 02:26:27 PM EST

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highest hardest glass ceiling to break (none / 0)
You see, to Palin, she's running for the presidency. We're afraid of McCain dying in office... she's counting on it.

by pmdtrans on 10/06/2008 05:21:33 AM EST

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and a couple of more things (none / 0)

Is she asking women to vote for Mccain just because he has a women VP?  Is that what i'm hearing from her?  I'm sure Albright would tell her, it's not who you are.  Its what you do.  This is shameless.

 Secondly... why is she campaigning in California?  Could they find a more useless place to put her.  Why don't the send her to New York, better yet send her to Canada.  She could be with her Moose Huntin' people.

Haha, i can imagine it, Sarah Palin working for the Canadian vote.  If we could trade her to Canada it would be the only benefit the American people get from NAFTA.

by s10129107 on 10/05/2008 10:04:10 AM EST

Keep going, this is fun! (none / 0)

I especially liked the part about sending her to California.  Hell, they'd send her to Alaska, but they're afraid if they send her there she will either get lynched or arrested for violating a subpoena.

by rbruck on 10/05/2008 10:17:09 AM EST

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I was thinking that too (none / 0)
what the fuck is she doing in California? This woman is so stupid. They are clearly trying to keep her out there, but not where it matters, maybe cause they are afraid she'll fuck with their chances in swing states.

I can't believe (well, I can) that she wasn't like "dude, why are you sending me to Cali? This is already a Blue state?" Except she probably didn't cause she doesn't know jackola.

This is so funny to watch, she's like a child. Except a hateful angry annoying one. Kinda like the one that killed those lizards and fed them to the croc. (this is also after watching she spewing hate for Obama etc yeaterday)

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by chrisandyasemin on 10/05/2008 02:23:31 PM EST

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It is OBVIOUS (none / 0)
Are you not aware that she is OBVIOUSLY in California because isn't that where the two more popular governors are now?!? The lace glove has been thrown down!!! She's protecting her most popular governor status, of cooouurse!!

by tifosies on 10/05/2008 03:44:07 PM EST

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Moose Hunter Vs. Gubernator (none / 0)
Sounds like a bad B-movie

Chris

by chrisandyasemin on 10/05/2008 03:50:04 PM EST

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Great New Mexico Destination (none / 1)
http://www.ruidownsracing.c om/

by sfinneganus on 10/05/2008 11:17:24 AM EST

can I ask (none / 0)
why you are pimping a racetrack on a political blog?  just curious.

by desertpear on 10/05/2008 03:42:35 PM EST

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My family has a house in Ruidoso (none / 0)

We go there once or twice a year.

Love it there, my second home.

Was talking to the wife today about heading up the day after Christmas or Spring Break.

Could us some Rocky Mountain living after the stress of the campaign season.

by ProfRich on 10/05/2008 11:25:42 PM EST

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haha (none / 0)

nice post 

I heart palin bear 

 

by bridgetohowhere on 10/05/2008 12:44:29 PM EST

I loathe this c*nt (none / 0)

I think my hatred of her burns hotter than anyone's.  You hold her down and I'll scratch her eyes out.

by desertpear on 10/05/2008 03:36:56 PM EST

But Without Palin (none / 0)

we wouldn't have those Saturday Night Live skits!

by rbruck on 10/05/2008 03:43:19 PM EST

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the problem is (none / 0)
The real Palin is worse than even Tina Fey's impression of her.  I haven't thought SNL has been very funny for a few decades, but I was spoiled by the original crew.

by desertpear on 10/05/2008 03:45:39 PM EST

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Tina!! (none / 0)
...and I personally love seeing Tina back in SNL action!!!

by tifosies on 10/05/2008 04:09:07 PM EST

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SNL was good yesterday. (none / 0)
I thought their Joe Biden was funnier than their Sarah Palin.  He's my dearest friend and i love him but the man is a dangerous raving lunatic.  haha, something like that.

by s10129107 on 10/05/2008 04:18:49 PM EST

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Go SNL!! (none / 0)
First, I'm glad they're on our side!! I heard they have Tina for at least 5 more weeks, AND they're now having a live show on Thursday nights. This would just be fun except so much of the future's at stake!!!

by tifosies on 10/05/2008 04:26:01 PM EST

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I beg to differ (none / 0)
No one can loath this she-devil more than I. And I would be soooo very ticked if you scratched her eyes out without first calling me over to help. FYI

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by chrisandyasemin on 10/05/2008 03:53:35 PM EST

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My wife has a visceral uncontrollable hate for her (none / 0)

As far as I can tell, non-Jesus Freak woman want to tear this hussy limb from limb.

About two-thirds of the way through the debate my wife had a reflex gag and said, "If I ever wink again, slap me."

by ProfRich on 10/05/2008 11:42:11 PM EST

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and the response.... (none / 0)
Madeline Albright wasn't amused. She wants Palin to know just how wrong she got it:

"Though I am flattered that Governor Palin has chosen to cite me as a source of wisdom, what I said had nothing to do with politics. This is yet another example of McCain and Palin distorting the truth, and all the more reason to remember that this campaign is not about gender, it is about which candidate has an agenda that will improve the lives of all Americans, including women. The truth is, if you care about the status of women in our society and in our troubled economy, the best choice by far is Obama-Biden."

by RNinNYC on 10/05/2008 04:52:53 PM EST

well doggone it (none / 0)
I tole ya that the homo liberal newspapers would spin it and filter it and try to change what I said.  see?  it's a sexist attack!!

by desertpear on 10/05/2008 05:57:18 PM EST

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Yeah (none / 0)
There's a special place in hell reserved for women who sign into law that victims of rape have to pay for their own rape kits.  That's how Palin's support for other women plays out.

by marlonm on 10/05/2008 08:01:48 PM EST

Yasemin! (none / 0)
You just made a threat of physical violence. Yes it was funny as hell, and yes you were speaking in a purely figurative rather than literal sense, but there is this guy named Perdido in the forum who thinks everything is a "threat".

by KenTX on 10/06/2008 12:06:37 AM EST

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